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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
David just feels right

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
More than just a david

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Australians wouldnt give a david for anything else

4. How would you answer a booty call?
For Mash, get David

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a David it is.

6. To someone you dislike?
I'm not just the David, I'm a member

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
P P P Pick up a david

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Stop. Go. David

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
You press the David, we do the best.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Vorsprung Durch David

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Come see the softer side of David

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
The worlds local David

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Good to the last David

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
The Good David Kids go for

15. Your last words before you die...
Is David in you...

16. Your message to a special someone..
Make every David Count

17. Title of this post will be..
Once you pop, you just cant stop, david

Some of those were strangely fitting.